Me and my gf
Me: babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
Her: that me metaphor
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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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getchahigh:

Sometimes, quiet is violent. 

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